Linked within you will find a personal journal, school blogs, video projects, games, and all sorts of interesting information that I feel comfortable sharing with the world about me and my family.

This site is primarily for friends and family; however, I understand strangers, mass murderers, and litter bugs will happen upon this.  With that in mind, I’ll share what I can.  If you want to know more, send an email with your bank account number, social security number, date of birth, mothers maiden name, along with a self addressed stamped envelope and I’ll get back to you very soon.

Speaking of litter bugs... if you happen to loathe litter bugs, like I do, and if you are located in the state of North Carolina, USA, you might just find this ‘Swat a litter bug’ website of interest.  If you see someone littering, jot down their license plate, time and place of the littering, and fill out the online form.  They get a nice letter in the mail saying something to the effect of, “if a police officer had seen you instead of a concerned citizen, you could have faced a $1000 fine.”  Imagine reading that in the Saturday morning mail while eating a bowl of Honey-Nut Cheerios; can anyone say, “Spit-take?”

Pictured above: Look closely, that is not an animation, it is a static image.  It moves because we told you that it moves.  You are under our control.  You are feeling very sleepy.  All your thoughts are belong to us. Send email.  Send chocolate.  Send exotic tropical fruit.  This has been a test of the Illuminati Mind Control Department of the Southeast, if this had been a real emergency, we would have given you instructions to run, naked, screaming through the streets.

What are you doing way down here?  The navigation links are at the top of the page.